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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. ****** **** They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of s_e_x.**** **** "Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen.**** **** “Pretty much the way you do,” responds the Martian.**** **** Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member – about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.**** **** I don’t think this is going to work,” says Maureen.**** **** ”Why?” he asks, “What’s the matter?”**** **** "Well,” she replies, “It’s just not long enough to reach me!”**** **** "No problem,” he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite impressively long.**** **** “Well,” she says, “That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow…” **** **** “No problem,” he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.**** **** “Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.** ** **** The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks.. Read continue<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/539-year-2222.html>… **** *More **Posts ..* ** ** - The good you do, comes back to you !<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/stories/558-the-good-you-do,-comes-back-to-you.html> - Marvellously Mature When...<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/557-marvellously-mature-when.html> - Never.... :D <http://www.apunkaweb.com/sms/funny-sms/556-never-d.html> - Career Song - The 8 stages<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/555-career-song-the-8-stages.html> - Beautiful<http://www.apunkaweb.com/other/presentations/554-beautiful.html> - Quote : Defining Success<http://www.apunkaweb.com/sms/inspiring-sms/553-quote-defining-success.html> - A sterling Message !!!!<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/forwards/552-a-sterling-message.html> - Mother is always with you<http://www.apunkaweb.com/other/presentations/551-mother-is-always-with-you.html> - The Final Analysis<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/inspirations/550-the-final-analysis.html> - THE SEVEN C's OF SUCCESS<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/forwards/549-the-seven-c-s-of-success.html> -- if you find this message in your spam folder. please tick this massage as not spam so you will be able to receive our daily mails normally. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Group. For more options, visit your group page at https://groups.google.com/
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