lol, really funny man, it is pure family entertainment allan ----- Original Message ----- From: "ken downey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, November 25, 2005 1:54 AM Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed
> Here are some of the high points of the game. > 1. A dorky, retarded man who's singing decreases your mental health, > energy, and stamina. Be careful, 'cuz he's lining up the shopping carts > and > his big dream is to run you over. Stun him and take his car keys so he > won't cause accidents on his way home. Don't let his weird singing fool > you--he's one dangerous dude. > 2. Whiny brats demanding candy, gum, and other sweets who make you lose > self-control. This effects aiming. A courtesy phone across the backside > should shut 'em up. If not, duct tape is yours for the finding. > 3. Beware the lousy food at the snack booth. It'll sap health points and > have you sitting on the toilet moaning for hours while the fun happens. > 4. Every once in a while, a woman, singing in a horrific voice, can be > found outside the Wallmart ringing a bell for the salvation army. Her > murder gives you an extra hundred thousand points, not to mention the > monetary bonus. > 5. Avoid the unloaders, lest they drop hundred-pound boxes of dog food > and > furniture on your toes. This will immobilize you for ten to thirty > seconds. > You'll know them by the cursing and toking you hear while you roam the > back > rooms. > 6. Damage of inventory is both rewarding in points increase and the > maniacal pleasure of hearing, "clean up in isle five," and knowing you're > the cause. If you successfully waylay the custodians as they clean up > your > mess, you can laugh as the drunk old man slips and falls in the mess you > left. > 7. Best of all, get out there and go hunting. What you're after is > horses. > Disable each horse and receive an extra million points--but be careful, as > an army of screaming and determined brats block your way. If you hurt > them, > you are arrested. You can, however, put the little brutish beasties over > your knee and give 'em what for. > If you make it this far, you're ready for the bonus level, satirically > called "the bull in the china shop." > . With nothing in your way, you wander the isles with your trusty > baseball > bat and smash everything you can, turn up the stereo systems to full blast > to scare the kiddies that come in the next day, let any pets out of their > cages, tremendously mark up all prices, and, of course, obliterate the > musac > system. Failing to do the last takes your points to negative > 100000000000000000. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "allan thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 1:19 PM > Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > > >> Hey, perhaps walmart could be one of the levels of shades of doom... >> Just think of it, you fight the maniacle laughing greeters who roll >> dangerous shopping carts at you, you fight through crowds of bloodthirsty >> consumers in a battle to the death for that lowest price. in the pet >> section, you could buy and train hamsters to deliver high explosive mines >> to >> blow the top off of the lay away dungeons, and last of all...the manager >> blue smocks, trained at birth to obfuscate truth, justice and the >> american >> way thru a regime of ninjitsu and taibo! >> new weapons could be the price gun, box cutters, courtesy phones (russel >> crowe made the telephone the weapon it is today), and the blank hapless >> star >> of brain sucked employees who don't know where anything is in the store >> except for their paychecks and break room. >> >> buy it now at any conveniant walmart. If you don't know where your local >> walmart is, just throw a rock, you'll hit one. >> >> sorry, just had the visual in my head and it had to be written. >> allan >> >> >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Thomas Ward" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 12:32 PM >> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed >> >> >>> Hi, James. >>> We don't need to give Wal-Mart any more ideas. They are already the >>> store Empire of the U.S. They got that way by cutting there prices low >>> enough to put everyone out of business, or to put there compitition at a >>> stand still. Smile. >>> >>> James from Alchemy wrote: >>>> Wow.. I wish I could buy a 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse at Wal Mart! *grin* >>>> >>>> -----Original Message----- >>>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>> On >>>> Behalf Of J-Squared >>>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:52 PM >>>> To: [email protected] >>>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed >>>> >>>> Perhaps it's the price chopping of Walmart? >>>> It very well could be, the way Walmart prices items. >>>> I would guess that $25 is closer to the retail, as the Bop It and other >>>> games on the braillegifts site are also priced at retail. >>>> >>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>> From: "ken downey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>> To: <[email protected]> >>>> Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2005 11:46 PM >>>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> There's a new product called K-ball which is like a Rubick's cube. >>>>> I'm >>>>> a >>>>> bit ticked, because again we have an example of the price gouging of >>>>> the >>>>> blind. At www.braillegifts.com you can buy it for the stunningly high >>>>> >>>> price >>>> >>>>> of $25, while at Wallmart you can buy it for $10. >>>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>>> From: "shaun everiss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>>>> >>>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>>> >>>>> <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; >>>>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:52 AM >>>>> Subject: audyssey: what have I missed >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Hi all. >>>>>> yahoo has reset my account. >>>>>> At this stage it seems ok. >>>>>> for now. >>>>>> anyway what have I missed during the last 2 days? >>>>>> any new games, proeducts, etc. >>>>>> Note aht I am posting to all lists. >>>>>> So you will get messages from me. >>>>>> I have told yahoo again about my ssl connection. >>>>>> Hopefully the systems don't fail in 3 days, if they do, I will be not >>>>>> coming back till ssl is turned off again. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> No virus found in this outgoing message. >>>>>> Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. >>>>>> Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 267.14.8/215 - Release Date: >>>>>> >>>> 27/12/2005 >>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> to leave send a blank Email to: >>>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>>> You can contact the list owners/moderators by Emailing >>>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>>> to go nomail send a blank message to: >>>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >>>>>> change "nomail" to "normal" to resume messages. >>>>>> Yahoo! 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