All: I know we've talked about these from time to time. I finally bought one from ILA primarily because it was on sale. Anyway, it came packed in serious bubble rap, or whatever they call the virtually unopenable plastic packaging we see today, and my wife goated the card which apparently has whatever instructions there are provided. The thing looks like a cordless phone without a key pad, and I can't figure out how it works other than that if you screw around with it, you can get some kind of alarm to go off at 2:30 a.m.
Do any of you have one of these and would somebody have instructions? Thanks. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]