tolong translate ka ke bahasa ingrris
10. kamu lait cewek cantik di pesta. kau dekati, dan berkata "ayahku orang
kaya, menikahlah dengan ku".
itu namanya investasi.
hehehe
2007/5/30, Amril Taufik Gobel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
Which one is your marketing concept? ;p
*A marketing lesson - made simple for all of you.
*
A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to his students :
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public
Relations.
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand
Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. - That's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person comes and tells her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your Market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
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