>Off the cuff, You could probably use the OLE interfaces that microsoft
>provides
>from Perl (activestate's perl build is good for this) if you're running on a
>Windows host.
Quite probably, eventually...
But for simplicity, err, sanity that I am not?
--
#!/usr/bin/perl -nl
BEGIN{($,,$0)=("\040",21);@F=(sub{tr[a-zA-Z][n-za-mN-ZA-M];print;});
$_="Gnxr 1-3 ng n gvzr, gur ynfg bar vf cbvfba.";&{$F[0]};sub t{*t=sub{};
return if rand()<.5;$_="Vg'f abg lbhe ghea lrg, abj tb.";&{$F[0]};$_=0;}
sub v{print map sprintf('%c', 2**7-2**2),(1 .. $0);}&v;}{$_++;$_--;$_||=4;
if($_>>2||($_<<2>12)){$_="Vainyvq ragel";&{$F[0]};last;}&t;$0-=$_;$_="Lbh jva";
die(&{$F[0]}) if !($0-1);$0-=$0%2?$0>2?2:1:$0<=5?$0>2?3:1:rand>.5?1:3;
$_="V jva";die(&{$F[0]}) if !($0-1>1);}&v __END__ http://pthbb.org/
MOTD on Setting Orange, the 48th of The Aftermath, in the YOLD 3166:
"...and grenades are also useful for digging foxholes, removing unwanted shrubbery,
unclogging drains..." -- Axly's Book of Explosives for Pyromaniacs
