<hawking> Friends, have I got a deal for you! The crash of the "dot-conomy" means SAVINGS for you. I've got to get rid of the following items:
1. Vintage! HP Ethertwist HubPlus 48-port 10 base-T hub (qty 1) 2. Vintage! DEC vt510 dumb terminal (qty 1) What home couldn't be enhanced by these marvels of modern networking technology? Certain, not yours. These items are absolutely guaranteed to be previously owned. Now friends, I'm not charging $100 for each of these items. I'm not charging $50. What would you say if I said you can walk away with BOTH of these ingenious devices for $25? I don't care, because for a limited time, you can get these magnificent machines for the absolutely rock-bottom, no-haggle price of $0.00. That's right: these items are FREE. All you have to do is email me and arrange a time to pick them up (I live near Kenmore Square in Boston)! Now friends, I know what you're thinking, "Old Joe has finally flipped his lid. How can he afford to be just GIVING stuff away?" Well, I can forgive your doubts and fears, because there's one simple principle that allows me to pass the savings on to you: VOLUME. I make a tiny profit on each item I give away (talk the folks at Enron on how this works). So act now, friends! Supplies are extremely limited! Just email me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] and soon you'll be living in House of Tomorrow (tm). God Bless America! </hawking> -- ---------------- Joe Johnston - http://taskboy.com "A closed mouth gathers no feet."
