Not to flog a dead horse but did anybody even bother to search CPAN? I see nothing in the archives about this, yet it was relatively easy to stumble across:
http://www.cpan.org/authors/id/C/CR/CRAIC/shroud-1.0 -- H4sICNoBwDoAA3NpZwA9jbsNwDAIRHumuC4NklvXTOD0KSJEnwU8fHz4Q8M9i3sGzkS7BBrm OkCTwsycb4S3DloZuMIYeXpLFqw5LaMhXC2ymhreVXNWMw9YGuAYdfmAbwomoPSyFJuFn2x8 Opr8bBBidccAAAA= -- MOTD on Pungenday, the 53rd of Chaos, in the YOLD 3168: See Dick Drink See Dick Drive See Dick Die Don't be a Dick
