This is nothing to do with the list, but wanted to bring a little humor to you. Enjoy! Grin. Kids in Grade School Teacher: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong. John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Sarah: H I J K L M N O!! Teacher: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America. George: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: George! Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Willie: Me! Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is Teacher: No, Ellen.. Always say, "I am." Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet" Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "Coincidence? Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Johnny: "Because George still had the ax in his hand." Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher.
