7/23/02 DEAREST -- I FIND MYSELF OUT OF MILLS-PENINSULA! MY FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO GO TO THE BOOKSTORE.
"CAN I SIT HERE?" <STUNNER!> "YES." <NICE TOES, KINDA SMALLISH FRAME> [I'M ASIAN, YOU'RE STUPID-BUT-HANDSOME] <YES YOU ARE> "HERE'S WHAT I CAME UP WITH; THE ZIPLESS FUCK IS THE STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE." "I WANNA." "WHAT? OH, IS IT THE HAIRCUT?" "YES, AND YOU'RE SAM WATERSTON." "I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW." "MEET ME AT THE BATHROOMS!" <WATERSTON AND BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING BUT COLLEGIATE ASIAN GIRL DO IT IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM, IN ONE OF THE STALLS> "AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH" "YOU'RE SAM WATERSTON. I LOVE TO HEAR YOU BREATHE LIKE THAT." "AND YOU'RE NOT BREATHLESS?" "YOU DO ALL OF THE WORK ALL OF THE TIME, CAN I CALL YOU 'DARLING' TOO?" "YEAH. YOU ON THE PILL?" "NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME INSIDE ME." <SQEEZES HIS INTO TISSUE PAPER, THEN FUMBLES FOR A DOUCHE> "I'M SO TIRED AND SLEEPY - TOO MUCH WORK I GUESS." "OKAY DARLING. I'LL GO NOW." "NO, WANNA GET A ROOM SOMEWHERE?" "I THOUGHT YOU'RE TIRED?" "I AM." <HER EYES WIDEN> "YES, I WANT TO SOOO BAD," "ME TOO. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY IN A COUPLE OF DAYS." "WHAT WILL YOU-KNOW-WHO THINK?" "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT HER, MISSY HOTEL-INN-KEEPER." ONCE AGAIN, I'M OUT OF ROOM, DARLS. ELVIS COSTELLO AND BUDDY HOLLY, REMEMBER; I ADORE YOU AS ALWAYS, MARK
