Report from lgf: > Arabs Condemn Launch > > The enigmatic and erudite E. Nough has unearthed a > shocking story from the al-Jee'ef news wire: > > ARAB LEAGUE CONDEMNS NASA LAUNCH > Arab street 'explodes' in the wake of 'illegal Zionist > occupation' of Earth orbit > > DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (al-Jee'ef) - The Arab League > "strongly condemned" today the launch of the NASA space > shuttle Columbia with Israeli astronaut Col. Ilan Ramon on > board. "This is surely but the first step towards complete > and outright illegal Zionist occupation of space," said > Arab League spokesman Abr Souffla. "We will not sit idly > by and permit this usurpation of a cosmos that by > birthright belongs to the Palestinian people and their > Arab and Muslim brethren. The Israeli occupation of > Palestine must end, and the Zionists must not be permitted > any further territorial grabs of Historic Palestine, > whether in the West Bank or in low earth orbit." > > In Gaza City today, thousands of Palestinians marched in > the streets, many firing weapons into the air. "With our > blood and our souls, we will strike the orbital Zionists," > chanted the protestors. Sheikh Yermani-Makr, appearing on > Palestinian television, said, "It is not enough that the > unbelievers have come on our land, but now they also take > our heavens? How can this be permitted?" Palestinian > youths also took to the streets in Nablus, chanting, "One! > two! Where's the Arab manned space program?" In Nablus, > three Palestinian youths were dragged through the streets > by members of the al-Aksa Martyrs Brigade, who accused > them of being "collaborators." Witnesses said that the > teenagers were heard making positive statements about the > American science fiction program Star Trek, several of > whose main characters were played by Jewish actors. > Reports of the teenagers having received "atomic wedgies" > were unconfirmed. > > In New York today, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said > that an Israeli presense in space is "unhelpful" and would > only serve to further aggravate tensions between Israelis > and Arabs. The sentiment was echoed from Madrid by EU > representative Javier Solana, who said that what the > Middle East needed was more negotiation, and "less cosmic > adventurism." > > Yaser Arafat's live speech on the Qatar-based pan-Arab > satellite network al-Jazeera today was quickly > discontinued as he began talking about "Martyrs by the > millions, floating toward Jupiter." > > :^) > > To prove what everyone already knows (that the Jews > control the world) the largest planet was named Jewpiter. > > al-Jee'ef = lgf = www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog > >
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