From: Doug Pensinger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: Killer Bs Discussion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Killer Bs Discussion <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Humor Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 07:00:37 -0700
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"I'm curious. Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
<lol> That's pretty funny. And to keep in the spirit of things, here's the best I got(I intentionally used 'got' as opposed to 'have' for all those grammar police out there):
Q - What did the dog say to the author?
A - Are you anthropomorphizing again?
I can picture dead silence, crickets chirping, and the occasional person coughing for some reason.<blush>
Anyway, here goes another. And for the record, I pulled this out of a Robert J. Sawyer book.
Did you ever hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
-Travis "I should quit while I'm ahead" Edmunds
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