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PYONGYANG, Tuesday: North Korea's longest range missile declared its intentions to defect today, revealing it finally possessed the capabilities to fulfil its long-held dream of emigrating to the west coast of America. "I am seeking a better life for myself and my family," TZ-801 announced, gathered with his partner, a short-range cruise missile and their two little anti-aircraft missiles. "As soon as I draw my mission to the U.S. I'm out of here." The warhead claimed it had been politically persecuted its entire life by Kim Jong-Il and his Stalinist regime, who saw it as little more than a government pawn. But the final straw for TZ-801 came when its best friend, TZ-799 was tragically test-fired into the Pacific Ocean last August. "That was a real wake-up call for me," it declared. "Quite frankly by that stage I was even prepared to defect to South Korea. But then they upgraded me so I could travel to America - I couldn't believe my luck." "I just hope I'm directed towards L.A," the weapon continued. "I'd love to just soak up the sun for a while, try my hand at acting, maybe even use my experience as a bomb to make a Stephen Seagal flick or two." "Whatever path I choose, I remain confident. The Bush administration seems very committed to the full employment of nuclear warheads." xponent Oz Humor Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
