On May 10, 2005, at 8:19 AM, Alberto Monteiro wrote:
Dave Land wrote:
Here's a new holiday that probably wouldn't fly in the country that calls itself America, from a country that calls itself the United States:
Brazilian Town Declares "Orgasm Day"
???
You mean "United States of Brazil"??? This is not the country's name.
We are the "Republica Federativa do Brasil" or "Federated Republic of Brazil"
Thanks, Alberto. /Was/ that ever its name? Wherever did I get that crazy idea, I wonder.
PS: I noticed that the holiday does not specify the number or the gender distribution of parties engaged in the celebration. Perhaps what Brazil needs is a "Defense of Orgasm Act" that defines an orgasm as being an act involving exactly two persons with exactly three X chromosomes between them. Of course, under the Brazilians with Disabilities Act, a gay male couple, one of whom has Klinefelter's syndrome, or a lesbian couple, one of whom has Turner's syndrome would be perfectly welcome to enjoy the benefits of this new holiday.
Dave "Font of Misinformation" Land
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