---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Oct 13, 2005 5:51 PM Subject: [VFP_101] Karl Rove NeoCondoms! To: undisclosed-recipients
Sorry, they leak! - ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: The Ruckus Society <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:50:43 -0500 (CDT) Subject: ShoutOut! - Karl Rove NeoCondoms! *Karl Rove NeoCondoms!* The Ruckus Society is pleased to introduce the *Karl Rove NeoCondom*<https://secure.democracyinaction.org/dia/organizations/ruckus/shop/custom.jsp?donate_page_KEY=987>. This first edition prophylactic is embossed with the face of our President's Chief Political Strategist (i.e. "Bush's Brain") and reads "Some Things Should Never Leak." These latex rubbers are the cutting edge in Fundamentalist Christian birth control. Karl Rove NeoCondoms, like their namesake, *leak*, so they cannot be viewed as a sinful contraceptive. However, our exhaustive field-testing has proven that Karl's pudgy face on every wrapper will promote abstinence by functioning as a powerful deterrent to sex. The Karl Rove NeoCondom is being issued to commemorate Karl's fourth trip back to Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald's Grand Jury. Mr. Rove has had difficulty recollecting the role he played in exposing the identity of Valerie Plame, an undercover CIA agent whose husband was critical of Karl's efforts to "get our war on" in Iraq. Karl will surely maintain his innocence while addressing some tricky issues of testimony-drift. His testimony will most likely take place this Friday, October 14. Oddly, they are being very secretive about the date and time. Look for his NeoCondoms to debut wherever Karl can be found in DC this week. Come on Karl! Show yourself, man!!!!! *Action Alert: Ruckus, Code Pink, the League of Pissed Off Voters, and assorted DC allies will be at 3rd and Constitution outside the Superior Courthouse in DC when Karl testifies. We should be easy to spot (think strong Condom Motif here). Please come and join us if you can. Anyone pitching in on our efforts will take home their very own Karl Rove NeoCondom.* Join the Karl Rove Rapid Response email list<http://www.demaction.org/dia/organizations/ruckus/signUp.jsp?key=737>, and we'll alert you to when he will be testifying. Then, you can hurry on down and join in on the fun. The first five folks to join us will have the honor of wearing life size condoms (just kidding - they're already called for). If you can't be there in person, be there in spirit by donating to the action fund and getting your very own Karl Rove NeoCondom.<https://secure.democracyinaction.org/dia/organizations/ruckus/shop/custom.jsp?donate_page_KEY=987> Please pass this email on to your friends! Peace out, Sellers p.s. Sign up to receive our email ShoutOuts! on The Ruckus Society website<http://www.ruckus.org> . - -- Nick Arnett [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messages: 408-904-7198 _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
