At 07:16 PM Tuesday 2/14/2006, Nick Arnett wrote:
Aw heck. That takes all the fun out of it.
Not really.
Actually, I thought about checking snopes.com, but figured that's like a
pilot going to the flight surgeon -- nothing positive can happen.
Which reminds me: a bit late for Valentine's Day, but what the heck:
Sixteen reasons why Aeroplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Aeroplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
2) Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Aeroplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"
4) Aeroplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5) Aeroplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Aeroplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Aeroplanes don't care about how many other Aeroplanes you've flown before.
10) Aeroplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other Aeroplanes.
12) Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy Aeroplane magazines.
13) Aeroplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Aeroplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when Aeroplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
(This one obviously came from another English guy, but I'm certain it
wasn't John Cleese, unless he is sending me jokes under an alias.)
--Ronn! :)
"Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER
GOD. Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that
would be eliminated from schools too?"
-- Red Skelton
(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)
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