I dunno, but it better be good after all this clap-trap. Hayden Cole
________________________________ From: Nick B <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Cc: [email protected] Sent: Friday, 18 March 2011, 0:59 Subject: Re: [BD] Le temps est venu... What is this? On 17 March 2011 18:06, <[email protected]> wrote: > Dear John, > > There’s no easy way of saying this, so I’m not going to beat around the > bush. I need to just come right out and tell you. I mean to do anything > else would be cowardly and shameful. You really deserve to know the truth, > and that’s the reason I decided to write you this letter. I could have > called you I suppose, or even text you, but I think you’re supposed to do > this by letter because it’s more personal or something. Although how it can > be more personal than a phone call is beyond me. Maybe I should have called > you after all. > > Anyway, I’m committed now. I bought this lovely paper and a stamp and > everything. So I want you know that what I’m about to tell you has nothing > at all to do with tennis. Though come to think of it I’m not sure why it > would; I suppose you never know. Oh god I’m totally screwing this up, I > should definitely have bought a second piece of paper. I suppose I’m just > going to have to leave it and keep going. > > You’re a really nice guy, and I like you a lot. Well, that’s not really > true I suppose. I mean for one thing you have terrible taste in music. All > that dum-tish-dum-tish in the car when all I want to do is slap on some > shania and sing my way through the journey to your mothers house. Oh god, > your mother. There’s another reason. I should probably add that to my list. > Anyway, you don’t need to know about my list. In fact, pretend there isn’t > a list. > > So I think I should I say something about there being fish in the sea. But > surely you know that? You spent all that time at the seaside as a kid and > you’re always REALLY into shark week each year. Why do people talk about > fish at times like this? This is about human people, not silly slimy fish. > This is getting too long now, and america’s next top model is on soon, I > suppose I should just say it. > > You’re dumped. I’m leaving you for something with thumbers. > > Yours, > > www.suckmythumber.co.uk > __________________________________________________ > BritDisc mailing list > [email protected] > http://www.fysh.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/britdisc > Staying informed - http://www.ukultimate.com/staying-informed > __________________________________________________ BritDisc mailing list [email protected] http://www.fysh.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/britdisc Staying informed - http://www.ukultimate.com/staying-informed __________________________________________________ BritDisc mailing list [email protected] http://www.fysh.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/britdisc Staying informed - http://www.ukultimate.com/staying-informed
