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YOU KNOW YOUÂ’RE INDONESIAN WHENÂ…
-You have tried every Monday of your youth trying
to avoid upacara bendera.
-You have ever legally bought software bajakan!
-You have ever successfully bribed a police
officer
-You complain that movies in America don't have
sub-titles.
-You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
-You make major decisions based on gengsi.
-Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a
day.
-You miss your babu during laundry day.
-Someone in your family has extra pockets in his
outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can- eat bar.
- You talk during a movie.
-You eat fried rice in the morning
-You carry a 10 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you
travel.
-Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
-You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it
anyways, because you are homesick.
-You think Supermi is a staple food
-You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a
quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone
-Your drivers license claims you are 2 years older
then you really are.
-You got it without any driving tests
-You attend weddings only until you are done
eating.
-Someone you know, has ever ridden on top of a
train.
-You don't mind people being late.
-You think standing in line is a waste of time.
-You have ever consulted a dukun.
-Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and
gotten away with it.
-You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super
Bowl.
-You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply
of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
- You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days
money- back-guarantee to "borrow" home
appliances. .
-You spend your weekends at an expensive five
star hotel near your house.
-You are able to squeeze 12 passengers in your
Toyota Kijang.
-You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported
car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.
-You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
-You are even more unfamiliar with microwave
ovens.
-If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to
succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas
Negeri.
-If you've graduated from college, your main
purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary
at a foreign company even if you have to stay
unemployed for five years to find one.
-If you finally got a job, your main purpose in
life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from
a "good" family, and the most importantly good
looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan. You're
proud to be Indonesian
- and you pass these jokes on to all your
Indonesian friends!
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