With so many stupid jokes around why this particular one at this
time?
Witold Karwowski
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Sent: Sunday, April 10, 2005 11:53
AM
Subject: Re: [BP] Quick divorce
Polish guy wants a quick divorce :
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and
nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete"
LAWYER: "Does either of you
have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need
one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All
my relations still in Poland! ."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in
your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD
player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I
always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE:
"No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE:
"She going to kill me"
LAWYER: "What makes you think
that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of
proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish
Remover.'
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