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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25906.3.1698058 September 1, 2004 *You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences* If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. If you don't do it, you're lazy. But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. If you make a mistake, you're an goober. But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human'. If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. But if your boss does it, he's being firm. If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. But if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. But if your boss does the same thing, he's taking initiative. If you're on a day off sick, you're 'always' sick. But if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. If you're out of the office, you're wandering around. But if your boss is out of the office, he's on business. If you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. But if your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* "Date Sign" http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw513 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * Learn how your character can be transformed into that of Christ when Dallas Willard, Larry Crabb, & John Ortberg join together in bringing you the "Renovation of the Heart" DVD series. Click to learn more: http://l.salemweb.net/lifesprings0804/ymml/090104/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25906.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25906.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright C 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don't be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
