\|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ MyFree.Com's Jokes, Jokes, Jokes Daily - September 22, 2004 Life's Short...Laugh Now! /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Free Catalogs & Discounts Cookbooks, recipes, clothing, home d�cor, books, shoes, travel, gardening and more! Never a charge for these FREE catalogs. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=pol4 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. STICKER OF THE WEEK, submitted by Hank S. from St. Petersburg, FL Doing my part to piss off the Religious Right Visit our website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Wrong Lesson A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms." * * * * * * * * * * EDITOR'S CHOICE * * * * * * * * * * Calling All Home Chefs And Bakers!! We are looking for your favorite holiday recipes. Send in your famous and soon-to-be famous recipes for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Christmas or any holiday. They may be published with your name in an eBook later this year. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf864 ">Click Here</a> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 3. Ladies Night Out, submitted by Jeanette Baiey, Haltom City, Texas 2 ladies decided they wanted a Ladies' Night Out. They proceeded to go to a bar and drink lemon shots. After a bit, they realized they had had too much to drink. They decided that they would walk home. On the way home, one mentioned she needed to pee. The other agreed, but said they had nothing to wipe with. The first lady said she didn't really like the panties she had on and was going to use them and throw them away. They came to a cemetery. The second lady came to a bunch of flowers on a grave. She proceeded to take the ribbon off of the flowers and use it to complete her job. The next morning, one of the husbands called the other one. He said, "We are going to have to stop this Ladies' Night out thing." The other said, "Yeah, I agree. My wife came home without any panties on." The other replied, "That's nothing...My wife had a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt! It read, �From all of us at the Fire Hall, We'll never forget you!�� ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Win A Mexican Mayan Riviera Spa Resort Trip Win the trip of a lifetime and enjoy a week at this beautiful All-Inclusive Caribbean beachfront resort. Trip includes: * round-trip airfare from gateway airport nearest your home, * 7 nights lodging, * car rental, * PLUS $1,000 spending cash! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=isv35 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! If you'd like to see YOUR favorite joke in print, click the link below: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf462 ">Click Here</a> Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 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