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A Russian man allegedly made hoax calls to police about a
bomb in a health spa because he wanted to see naked
women being evacuated.

Police say it was women's day at the spa when the hoaxer
rang up with a bogus warning.

Officers say he had hoped the women would run out into
the street still naked, but was disappointed to see they had
all got dressed first.

They claim the 33-year-old later admitted his motive was to
see naked females being evacuated.

He faces up to three years in jail for deliberately giving false
information about an act of terrorism.



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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the
earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed
inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship,
he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked.

There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time.
There was still no answer.

Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard
a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'



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These are actual doctor's names and their specialty along with
other health care practitioners listed at Medline for the American
Medical Association. Notice how their names can innocently
coincide with their medical specialty.

* ALLERGY
   Dr Aikenhead

* ANESTHESIOLOGY
   Dr Misty
   Dr Brickwal
   Dr Ether
   Dr Tranquilli
   Dr Comfort

* CARDIOLOGISTS
   Dr Truluck
   Dr Love
   Dr Fix
   Dr Hart
   Dr Valentine

* CHIROPRACTORS
   Dr Gentle
   Dr Popwell
   Dr Wack
   Dr Handler
   Dr. Mash
   Dr Butcher
   Dr Bender

* COLON HYDROTHERAPIES
   Dr Odor

* DENTISTS, ENDODONTISTS, and ORTHODONTISTS
   Dr Pullen
   Dr Fillmore
   Dr Mangle
   Dr Ken Hurt,
   Dr Lipp
   Dr Nervo
   Dr Pulley
   Dr Hurt
   Dr Brilliant
   Dr Ohno
   Dr Sweet
   Dr Crownover
   Dr Yankum
   Dr Mantooth
   Dr Swallow
   Dr Fang
   Dr Holler
   Dr Chew
   Dr Hurtt
   Dr Borer
   Dr Cudd
   Dr Pick
   Dr Filler
   Dr Fear
   Dr Tusk
   Dr Chu
   Dr Shugar
   Dr Pang
   Dr Butcher
   Dr Harm
   Dr Hurter
   Dr Toothaker
   Dr Root
   Dr Nasti
   Dr Payne
   Dr Smiley
   Dr Lancit,
   Dr Gager
   Dr Eke

* DERMATOLOGISTS
   Dr Spot
   Dr Rash
   Dr Cheek
   Dr Frye
   Dr Tanner
   Dr Skinner
   Dr Whitehead

* EAR, NOSE, and THROAT
   Dr Wax
   Dr Smelt
   Dr Choat

* EMERGENCY MEDICINE
   Dr Pulse
   Dr Borer
   Dr Cure
   Dr Gore


More names next issue...



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~ Things you'll never hear a man say:

1) Here honey, you use the remote.

2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I
   gotta see!

3) While I'm up, can I get you anything? (well, maybe once)

4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Ally McBeal.

5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

6) We never talk anymore.


~ Things you'll never hear a woman say:

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?

2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just
   watch TV.

3) Ohh, this diamond is way too big! Don't you have something
   smaller?

4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to
   figure out how to get there.

5) I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a
   designer dress.



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