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Visit our website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. New Mom With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year-old mother says, "Not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet." Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And the mother says, "When the baby cries." So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it." 3. A Betting Woman, submitted by a reader Woman enters bank at 10:00 a.m. with a paper grocery bag full of $100 bills and tells cashier she has $100,000 to open an account. The cashier starts counting money but the woman stops her to say she wants to meet the president so she knows who she is doing business with, so cashier calls upstairs to explain the situation. She is told to send her right up and while being interviewed, the president asks lady if she got her money from a lifetime of good saving and investment habits. She replies, �No.� He asks, �From an inheritance?� She replies, �No.� He asks, �From the lotto?� She replies, �No.� He asks how she makes her money and she says she bets on people, so he asks for a demonstration. She bets him $10,000 that by this time tomorrow morning, he will have a square testicle, so he takes her bet and she leaves. Throughout the day he keeps checking himself to see if everything is ok as maybe she is a voodoo witch. He checks himself at night and all is normal. He checks the next morning as he showers for work and all is normal. Now he is expecting her easy money soon. At 10:00 a.m., she shows up with another guy, so the president asks who the stranger is. She says it is her attorney that she likes to bring to settle up big bets like theirs. The president says that he must notify her that she has lost because he is normal. The attorney is running about banging his head into the walls and crying loudly as she asks the president if she can check for herself as she likes to do on big bets. He turns to her and she checks his testicles as he inquires what is wrong with her attorney. She says, �Don't mind him. Yesterday, I bet him $100,000 that I'd have the president of Chase Manhattan bank by the balls before noon today.� ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Free Offers: 300+ Titles CONGRATULATIONS! As a thank you for your MyFree.com subscription, you have been awarded FREE offers, catalogs, magazines, and more from companies such as: > Martha Stewart, > Bloomingdale's By Mail Home, > Country Homes and Gardens, > Metropolitan Museum of Art and more. Click here to find out how to get your free goodies. Hurry and redeem today - before these limited quantities are gone forever! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=sah112 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! If you'd like to see YOUR favorite joke in print, click the link below: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf462 ">Click Here</a> Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 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