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A 57-year-old woman has been arrested for investigation
of residential burglary, accused of trying to sneak into her
neighbor's house through the doggie door.
The Washington state homeowner said he was awakened
about 2 a.m. by a barking dog. As he was checking the
house, he discovered the woman holding a hammer and
trying to get through the pet door.
The man opened his back door and confronted the woman,
who asked for her hammer back. She had dropped it inside
the house.
The man called police and the woman was arrested a short
time later.
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Today's Toons:
Doesn't work
http://www.wtv-zone.com/dlamrx/Cartoons2/TV-Not-Work.jpg
End of the road
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Jokeworm Pics
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Did Ya Know Or Do Ya Care?
Peanuts are members of the pea family.
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Continued from Friday
(These are actual doctor's names and their specialty along with
other health care practitioners listed at Medline for the American
Medical Association. Notice how their names can innocently
coincide with their medical specialty.)
* OPTOMETRIST
Dr Peek
Dr Glass
Dr See
Dr Needles
* ORTHOPEDICS
Dr Plaster
Dr Crick
Dr Strain
Dr Joyner
Dr Bone
Dr Hand
* PEDIATRICIANS
Dr Softnes
Dr Childs
Dr Small
Dr Jolly
Dr Smart
Dr Elfman
Dr Kidd
* Podiatrists
Dr Shouey
Dr Hopper
Dr Shu
Dr Korn
Dr Foote
Dr Cornfield
Dr Shoemaker
Dr Smellsey
Dr Tozzi (toe-sie)
Dr Footer
* Psychiatrists/Psychologists/Mental health
Dr Alter
Dr Reckless
Dr Bjerk
Dr Strange
Dr Savage
Dr Wisdom
Dr Dippy
Dr Moodie
Dr Nutter
Dr Nutt
Dr Bummer
Dr Looney
Dr Crabb
Dr Dement
Dr Weiner
Dr Albright
Dr Call
Dr Vu
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Did Ya Know Or Do Ya Care?
Mr. Peanut was created by 13 year-old in a logo contest
held by Planters in 1916. He won the grand prize of $5.00.
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Things I Hope to Accomplish as Miss America
~ Foster international peace and harmony while looking
totally hot.
~ Blow scholarship money on beer and fireworks.
~ Always been my dream to be invited to a mall opening in
Syosett.
~ Get Oprah to give a car to every United States citizen.
~ Give men all across the country a chance to shake hands
with a woman they have absolutely no chance of dating.
~ Pry some of the jewels out of my crown and sell them on
eBay.
~ Actually, I plan to spend the year on my couch eating
Pringles and watching NASCAR.
~ Fulfill my Miss America obligations without missing a
single episode of the new season of "JAG".
~ Fill the opening at Martha Stewart's company.
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The nice part about living in a small town is that when you
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On Coast Guard cutters, low ranking crew members take
turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman
aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One
day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow
sheet cake cooling on the counter. Determined to finally
rectify past errors, the seaman made chocolate icing and
carefully decorated the cake with it.
Returning later, the cook began frantically looking around
the galley, then shouted out, "Where did my cornbread go?"
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