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According to a study conducted by the European society
of psychoanalysis and psychodynamics, male viewers tend
to have difficulties comprehending news when a pretty
woman is on screen.
Three fourths of 1500 of respondents could not recall the
first minute of the monologue; all their attention has been
driven to admire the beauty of the female anchor. Only
40% of men were able to recall the program's highlights.
At the same time, more than a half of those who stated
this admitted that they have been constantly distracted by
the movement of sensual arousing lips of the anchor, thus
being unable to perceive the meaning of the words.
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The left leg of the statue of Saddam Hussein pulled down
by US troops in Baghdad is up for sale on the internet.
It's up for auction on German internet site Azubo.de after
two English contractors reportedly smuggled it out of Iraq.
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Two hill-jacks are sightseeing in Atlanta. They decide to call
it a day and go for a drink.
They enter this flashy looking bar with a mirrored wall along
one side and flashing lights everywhere. They sit themselves
at the bar and one new looks up in the direction of the
mirrored wall and says to his friend.
"Hey Billy-Bob, it looks like there are a couple of down home
boys just like us sitting at the other end of this bar."
"Well then Joe-Bob," said the other, "go and over and offer
them a drink."
As Billy-Bob leaves to offer the drink, Joe-Bob shouts out.
"Hey Billy-Bob, sit down again. I think they're going to buy us
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Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni &
cheese, Twinkies and pop.
Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food
in it.
Stolen road signs and black light posters replace pictures.
You paid $500 for your car,$5,000 for your car stereo.
You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for books
and other student loans.
You get up at 6 P.M., go to bed at 6 A.M.
Your source for information is MTV news.
You've ever shoplifted from Goodwill.
You can't afford to shop at Abercrombie And Fitch
but you do anyway.
You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
The last time you cleaned your apartment is when you
moved in.
Any of your furniture is inflatable.
You think Tommy Hilfiger should be president
Your calendar is marked with every bar's happy hour.
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Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck
and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend
Morris came to visit him.
Fred struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visits me three
times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads
to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?"
"My life insurance policy."
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