* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Water Cooler Wit Daily - November 3, 2004 Fun Office Humor & Tales From The Cube Farm. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Try Calgon Tropical Dream Free! A tantalizing scent. A dream destination. Here's an offer you can't pass up. Sign up for your FREE sample of this exhilarating scent, Tropical Dream, and take a mini vacation when you need it most--NOW. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf969 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here's A Fun Way To Waste Time at Work: Find the Secret Bunker Here's an image you're sure to crack a smile at. If all secrets were this easy to uncover, we wouldn't need the FBI! Take a look, have a laugh, and pass it along to your favorite spy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp98 ">Click Here</a> Procrastinator�s Creed You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. 7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. 8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. 9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. 10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Here's A Fun Way To Waste Time at Work: Read Cute Little Sayings Here's a collection of the best simple phrases that seem to sum up life. Just for fun - have a click and enjoy a smile. Pass it along to your friends so they can have a smile today too! Enjoy this week's featured MyFree.com fun page! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp99 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHARE YOUR OFFICE HUMOR! If you have a favorite office "funny" you'd like to share, submit it! Maybe you'll see your favorite in a future newsletter! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf459 ">Click Here</a> Keep 'em laughing at the office, Susan Derby Water Cooler Editor www.B2BFreeResources.com * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://www.popularliving.com/j/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf839 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf840 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://bd.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=amptb082604044 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) About Us: Newsletter published by Ampere Media LLC, 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062. 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. MyFree.com & B2BFreeResources.com are web properties of Ampere Media LLC. *mf wcw 110304 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf*
