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A Czech man who won $460,000 on the lottery had
to borrow $20 to make the trip to claim the cash.
The man, who has not been named, had been using
the same numbers for more than a year before he hit
the jackpot.
But he was so broke he had to borrow money from
his parents to get to Prague to claim the prize.
"Mr. Millionaire" has not yet decided what he will do
with the money but said he plans to give some to his
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Did Ya Know Or Do Ya Care?
The ham sandwich is the most popular sandwich in the
US and in second place is the BLT.
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Uncle Sid's wife bawled him out for taking so long to choose
a new car. "You married me only one week after you met
me," she yelled. "Yeah," he replied defensively, "but buying
a new car is serious."
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At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anes-
thesiologist often chatted with patients before their
operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker
at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient
confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So, tell me,
is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"
"Well, I suppose," she replied, "I'm still the cook."
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Seasoned salt, cinnamon and chili powder are the seasonings most frequently
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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While
passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the
car opens the window, "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing
it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the
window: "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late.
He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a
man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood, the biker
asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 10 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
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