On 19/04/07, jim.dodgen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> this sort of messes up my "White swan and fresh fish" feast I was
> planning :)
>
> Most of the stuff you'd catch on the canal is uneatable anyway unless you
soak if for days in salted water to get rid of the muddy taste. The
exception is zander, that beady-eyed predator from east Europe that has
become such a pest you are actually prevented by law from throwing it back.
This is rather convenient. It will require the statutory salt bath, but
after that... delicious. Same with your American crayfish. Dumb as your
politicians but far tastier. Chuck a bit of raw chicken on a line in some
places on the cut and within minutes you'll have 'em up hanging on to it
with their claws as if their life depended on it, which of course it does,
though not in the way they think. Leave them in fresh lightly salted water
for a day or two. Poach them lightly. Eat their tails with garlic
mayonnaise.

Swans on the other hand are royal game or summut like that. I think you get
your head chopped off if you kill one. That's if they don't kill you
first, ill tempered creatures that they are.

Moorhens are a better bet, though really too cute to kill (besides they can
screech like a siren if you manage to catch one) Mallards too, despite their
prevalence, are perceived as being more decorative than delicious in these
islands, and necking them on the towpath tends to upset young children and
the elderly.

Go for geese instead: the big white ones are the juiciest but they tend to
be owned by someone, even if it is a farmer five miles away who hasn't seen
his flock since they absconded a couple of years before. So go for the
Canada variety. These are so common you will almost invariably find yourself
sharing your bed with them at some stage if you ever make a trip over here;
though in inimitable British fashion we have them protected or listed or
summut like that. One way or another, you aren't supposed to touch them
though no-one will care a toss if you do, so generally disliked are they for
their habit of converting a good grassy meadow to a sh*t pit in under 24
hours.

Starter: Crayfish in farm egg, free range mayonnaise with wild garlic
Main: Grilled duck breast on a lightly poached bed of young nettles; or
Zander poached in a bouillon of wild herbs with potatoes vole.
Sweet: (only available in autumn on the Oxford) Warm blackberry and Crab
Apple crumble with Jersey ice cream (from the boat near Pigeon's Lock at
Kirklington where you can see the cow it's come from)

Steve


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