Adrian Stott wrote: >> "Dave Larrington" <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> (the loft aerial perished in a bizarre gardening accident :-))
> Just what were you growing in your attic? Wisteria. Technically the wisteria was in the grounds of Larrington Towers, but it was making a pretty good fist of invading the Grand Attic by attaching itself to the aerial cable, which decamped from under the eaves, ran down the wall and entered the house next to the Scullery window. It wasn't until I'd ruthlessly hacked it all down and was starting to slice it up into hand four-ounce servings that I noticed one of the stalks: o was a slightly different colour to the others, and o had a suspiciously metallic centre Curiously, the father of my grate frend Mr. Sunshine did the same thing not long afterwards. -- Dave Larrington <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk> May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob.
