I am not so old (a mere 57 for the next 48 days) my Outlook is setup to add my signature automatically. But instead of posting the normal signature for my sailing forums, I delete the business part and add my relevant sailing part. Of course it you want to see the business portion I could add it here for you. It takes a few seconds to delete the "junk" that no one here is interested in and to add/replace the sail boat name and home port.
Joe McCary Photo Response [EMAIL PROTECTED] 301-948-5212 office 301-529-7119 cell 301-948-4948 fax www.photoresponse.com Joe McCary Aeolus West River, MD [EMAIL PROTECTED] _____ From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Ralph E. Ahseln Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:45 AM To: [ 27 Catalina ] Subject: catalina27-talk: Grumpy Old F**t I'm 75, A Dues Paying Curmudgeon.. A Cranky old SOB, A Party Pooper A Spoil sport Etc..... So... I'm going to Pee off any number of Members of this List. What's with this Trend of using those Long, Involved... Personal/Business Email Signatures ? It really is a bit too much ! You know the kind. ... Name, Address, Important Titles, Job Position, Self appointed Honors, Several phone numbers, FAX number, the Blog site, The Web page. The company name, Name of the dog, How many operation scars, And so on, and so on.. Egos showing ??? .. OK, I know that it can be an automatic feature that pops up on all emails sent.. But.. A quick Cut and Delete (or maybe another email account?) would reduce those heavy weighted bottom lines (and the all too obvious <http://www.answers.com/topic/self-aggrandizement> self-aggrandizement ) Wouldn't it be nice to JUST have a ... Name, Location and the Boat's Name ? OK , I'll even settle for a SHORT quote from some Philosopher,, But, Please, Could we reduce the size of those overwhelming "BILLBOARDS" ? With Humor, Ralph Edward Ahseln Esq. Director of Planned Obsolescence Head Honcho, Honcho Factory; Blahblah CA. 92000-0000 Engineer in Charge of Engineers Charging Engineers Past Vice Council Ad Hoc Pro -Tem Ex Offico of Nothingness Commode Door: Notcher Yacht Club Professional Amateur Navel Fuzz Picker Current Member: Fat Old Men's society www. Getovuraz.eat ( On Tuesdays, Use smoke signals ) Home Phone: 555-222-2222 Cell: 555-000-0000 Fax: 555-555-5555 Office: 1-800-800-8008 Hooker's Pager: 555-*(0- @#$% Blog: www.MYexcellent-wisdom.ppp Web Page: www.photosofmyfamilyeating.ugh 1234 Im Emport Ant Blvd SW. Suchaguy FL 30030-3003
