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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Ralph E. Ahseln 
  To: [email protected] 
  Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2007 12:17 AM
  Subject: catalina27-talk: Race Day - Chapter IV


  Race Day    -Chapter IV  

   

   

  Crews from some of the other boats were starting to drift into the Sextant 
Bar and Grill. It wasn't quite 7:00 pm yet but the handshaking and backslapping 
was already going on. 

  The crew from the Glory were getting drunk and obnoxious. Most of the other 
boat's crews weren't there yet, but the place was filling fast.

  I had called the bar a couple of days earlier to reserve a table. My regular 
table, back in the far corner. Just to be sure no one would take it, I got 
there about a half hour early. I ordered a beer and began moving 6 chairs 
around the table. I'd even fixed a little sign saying

   "Reserved for the crew of the best damn boat ".  It sat in the middle of the 
table.

   I had to make sure that Mason and Janell would be seated so they could look 
straight at the Awards Table. Their chairs were marked with a card that said 
"Boss". The rest of the crew would set along the sides and I would set with my 
back to the proceedings. It was going to be a special night for all of us.

   

  At exactly 7 pm they all walked in. All together and with big silly grins on 
their faces.

  I waved and whistled to get their attention. They all waved and came back to 
the table.

   

  None of the other crews paid much attention to them as they passed by.

  Well, I guessed it was a time for everyone to celebrate on their own. And 
besides, the whole place was about half drunk already.

  But it did strike me I remembered, that during all of our races; no other 
crew seemed to be very friendly.

  Sour grapes I guess.

   

  Mason slapped me on the back as he passed by and said "Glad you could make 
it".

  I told him that it had been an honor to ride with him and the rest of the 
crew.

  But I then made a real goof.  I said.." I'm sorry you didn't have the fellow 
that used to be your Trimmer. He sure missed one of the best seasons of racing 
I've ever seen.

  I know you miss him, but I'm kind of glad he didn't show up. Otherwise, I 
couldn't have met you and had this great experience." 

  Continuing, I said, "I've never had such an exciting, AND, winning ride in 
all my life. Thank you. Thank you all! "  

  The whole table had frozen. They all looked at me with a sadness in their 
eyes. Not a word was said.

   

  My heart sank, I've just said something really wrong and I didn't know what 
to do about it.

  Kevin looked at me and sighed, "We miss him, we just miss him"

  Beth took me by the hand and said. "We tried to find him; we tried lots of 
times to find him, but we never could. We really miss him"

  Then Janell put her arm around me and, like the Mom she seemed to be she 
whispered in my ear.

  "We couldn't find him, but we found you. You're part of our 'family' now and 
we all love you" 

  I stood and said.. "I really FEEL like a member of the family. Now, can I buy 
you all a Championship drink? "

  Everyone smiled again and started chatting to each other. Mason laughed, Then 
in a quiet voice he said..."The Awards ceremony is about to start. Why don't 
you wait until it's over?"

   

  You know, It's funny, but, I don't remember seeing any of them drink. And 
come to think of it, I was never invited out for an "after the race" beer with 
them. I guessed they must be Teetotalers. 

  I sat down.

   

  TINK, TINK, TINK   

  I turned around in my chair and saw the Fleet Commodore rapping his beer 
glass with a spoon; He was trying to get everyone settled down. It wasn't 
working too well. I recognized the crew of the Mi Corazon. They were being 
really rowdy, pouring a beer down the front of their captain. A lot of noise 
and silliness was going on everywhere in the Sextant bar.

   

  HONK! 

  The Commodore had resorted to blowing one of those gas powered fog horns that 
boaters have.

  That got the attention of most of the drunks in the place. Even the bartender 
ducked down behind the bar.

   

  The Commodore began, "OK, OK, I know you want me to get to our business 
quickly so YOU can get back to  the business you've been doing. .You've had way 
TOO MUCH business already."

  Hoots and whistles from the crews. ..

  HONK! .. The horn got everyone's attention for the second time.

   

  He began, "First I want to thank you for an excellent series this year. We 
saw some outstanding racing and some very exciting finishes. Congratulations to 
the winners and thanks to the Almost winners. It wouldn't be a race without 
you."

  (There was a ripple of applause...)

  "And, we should say a big thank you to the weathermen... They gave us such 
perfect weather every race. Good winds and lots of sunshine"

   

  I jerked to attention and spun around in my chair. I was astounded by the 
words.

  "WHAT?  What did he just say?  He must be out of his mind. We'd had 5 race 
days of rotten fog and drizzle. What the hell is he talking about?"  

   

  I started to stand up and say something but Mason reached over and grabbed my 
arm pulling me back down into my chair. He wasn't smiling anymore. The rest of 
the crew had a blank look on their faces.

   

  The Commodore droned on; 

  "With such great conditions it's understandable that 3 of the Top boats did 
so well.  So without further adieu, I present the 2007 Fall Series Championship 
awards."

  .."In 3rd place, Firebush! "

  There was cheering and banging of beer glasses on a table as the Captain 
stepped forward to receive the trophy.

   

  "Coming in 2nd and only missing the top award by a few points, Is..  Mi 
Corazon

  The announcement was followed by a chant " Heart on, Heart on, Heart on"... 

  Everyone in the bar cheered and laughed

  The Commodore waited until the noise had died down. ..

   

  I started to stand up with my beer glass raised ready to salute my friends.  

   

  "The Championship trophy THIS years goes to.......

  "GLORY!"   With 3 firsts, A 2nd, and a 4th. Let's all give a big round of 
applause to the captain and crew of... "

   

  I was stunned, I couldn't speak...   What in god's name was going on here?

  WE'D been the one with all those wins!  My anger grew. There was a bitter 
taste in my mouth. I was so damned mad I was about to run up to the microphone 
and call them all .A bunch of Bastards!

  WE...had WON all 5 of the damned races and now they didn't even have the guts 
to mention us!

  I'd spun around and was starting for the Commodore's table when a pair of 
arms, strong arms, wrapped around me and pulled me back. It was Chuck and he 
wouldn't let go.

  In a second, Janell was beside me whispering  ..."It's alright, it's alright. 
Don't worry. Everything will be alright. ".

  Even with her calming voice I was still confused and angry. We'd all busted 
our asses to get those wins. And now, not one word of recognition from the 
damned Race Committee!

   

  Chuck still held on and forced me back down into my chair.

  Beth, Kevin and Mason were looking at me with the hint of a smile on their 
lips. Smiles of kindness and warmth. I was about to cry and they were trying to 
make ME feel good.

  I sat there for a minute with my head down on the top of the table. "Mason", 
I sobbed "Why don't you say something? What's going on here?

   

  I lifted my head and looked around. The Sextant Bar had a NO SMOKING rule, 
but the place was full of gray smoke. With my eyes full of tears, and all the 
smoke in the room, it was hard to see my friends at the table. It was as if the 
drizzle and fog that had plagued us on the river had moved indoors. I COULD see 
Mason clear enough..  He was. laughing. That crazy Snorting, Belly shaking 
laugh..

  But there was NO sound.  

  His mouth was moving but nothing was coming out.

   

  Then I heard the Commodore banging on his beer glass with a spoon.

  I turned around to hear what he was going to say THIS time...

   

  He began in a low voice.  

  "As most of you know, this is not only an Awards Ceremony. We're here tonight 
to pay tribute to and celebrate the memory of some folks we loved. Friends and 
respected competitors to some of us."

  "Tonight is the 5th anniversary of the tragic sailboat sinking that resulted 
in the deaths of an entire family. To those of you who don't know, the boat was 
an experimental design made of high tech materials. That construction may have 
been one of the factors that contributed to the sinking. Those materials were, 
apparently, transparent to RADAR. 

  During the last race of a series, on a windless, foggy night 5 years ago, the 
boat drifted into the shipping channel, A Barge being pushed by a tug, hit and 
sunk it. 

  The Tug pilot said that he saw no navigation lights and that his RADAR had no 
contacts. At the Coast Guard hearing that followed it was determined that the 
Barge's flashing Yellow/Amber forward light, as required, was operating 
properly.

   

  Apparently, the sailboat had no way of moving out of path of the Barge and 
Tug.

  We're sorry to say that the family, Brother of the captain, Chuck Todd and 
his son Kevin, 

  Mason Todd, captain and designer of the boat, along with his wife Janell, 
daughter Beth and son Ned all perished. All of their bodies were recovered 
except that of his son. Ned's body was never found..   

  "Join me in a moment of silent remembrance for the sailing vessel Yesterdays 
.. her captain and crew........."

   

  I don't know what else he said.

   I had gone numb. I couldn't breath, I was shaking and my heart was pounding 

  Slowly turning away from the Commodore. I sat down in the chair at the table.

   

  They were all there.. smiling, waving.

   

  What I thought had been cigarette smoke earlier was a cold and thick wet fog. 

  My friends were slowly MELTING into that fog... 

  Thinning away. BECOMING the Fog.

   

  I watched them fade away into nothingness just like the Stern light had.

   



  Every Monday evening I'm here at the Sextant Bar and Grill ..

  Here at the last table, the farthest one back, next to the window that looks 
out on the water.

  He'll come to ask me again...

   

  Each Tuesday at 1700 I'll stand at the end of Slip "F", Hidden Cove marina.

   

  They'll come looking for me.

  I'll be ready.

  I've got my Yellow foul weather gear on

  I'll be there.

  ..My friends will need a good Trimmer.

   

   

   

  END...

   

   

  © r.ahseln

  october 30, 2007

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