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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sharon DiOrio [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: 19 December 2000 00:35
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Irreverent Political joke (Was RE: CF_Baby hee hee hee)
>
>
> OK, one last one:
>
> "It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect
> anyone stupid
> enough to want the job."
> - Erma Bombeck
>
> At 03:42 PM 12/18/2000 -0400, Angél Stewart wrote:
> >BREAKING NEWS: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT
> >
> >Bush to be smitten later today
> >
> >In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "One
> Nation, under
> >God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's Supreme
> >Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush.
> >
> >"I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this
> morning on a
> >rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to
> lie back and
> >let Bush get away with this bullshit."
> >
> >"I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in
> >Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know
> exactly who voted
> >for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly
> 20,219 votes."
> >
> >Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected
> verdict overrules
> >the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al
> Gore, giving
> >him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's Word for
> >possible grounds for appeal.
> >
> >"God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign
> strategist Jim
> >Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential Election is
> >unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of the state of
> >Florida."
> >
> >"Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead of
> >him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean." God,
> who provided
> >the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct, explained that bad
> >balloting machinery and voter confusion were no grounds to give the White
> >House to "a friggin' idiot."
> >
> >"Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get real!
> >The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name
> them: Anderson,
> >Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..."
> >
> >Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George
> W. Bush's
> >prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him
> today. In an
> >act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God has
> taken all of
> >Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth and
> possessions, sold
> >his family into slavery, forced the former presidential
> candidate into hard
> >labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him with deep boils.
> >
> >Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy.
> >
> >-Gel
> >*giggles*
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: Sharon DiOrio [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> >
> >Messages like this sure beat the
> >snot out of all those political humor posts...:-)
> >
> >Sharon
> >
> >
> >
>
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