How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process.
LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one-millionth.
LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is
that okay with you?
SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Erika
"Friendship is never an accident. It is always the result of high
intentions, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution. It
represents the wise choice of many alternatives." - unknown
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