Ask me if I believe in Astrology.
OK Do you believe in Astrology?
Absolutely not! But I am a libran and librans dont believe in Astrology.
At 09:16 AM 21/04/01, you wrote:
>How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
>
>TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
>useless and should be thrown away.
>
>GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing
>who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
>
>CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
>through the grieving process.
>
>LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
>get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
>
>VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one-millionth.
>
>LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is
>that okay with you?
>
>SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
>Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
>
>SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
>lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
>light bulb?
>
>CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
>
>AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
>
>PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?
>
>
>Erika
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