Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a Petrol Station in Cork during his tour
of Ireland.   The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish
manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you young
feller!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top
pocket onto the ground.

"What are they son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger Woods.

"And what would they be for then?" inquires the Irish man.

"They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving," says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus," says the Irish man, "them boys at Volvo just think of everything!"

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Erika
(with a *K*)

"Don't hurry, don't worry. You're only here for a short visit. So be sure to
stop and smell the flowers." - Walter C. Hagen


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