Marketing department emailed this to me, thought i'd share it >Dear Tech Support: > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow >down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 > >In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as >Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA >3.0. > >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the >system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no >avail. What can I do? > >Desperate > >*************************** > >Dear Desperate, > >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while >Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT >YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically >run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can >cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer >6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.WAV >files. > >DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. >These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited >memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying >additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food >3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. > >Good Luck, > >Tech Support KOla ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
