Hey-- A friend of mine was the drummer of that group!
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Angél Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 5:43 PM
Subject: Screwing Pumpkins..
> "A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin
patch on Friday, and charged with lewd behavior,
> public indecency, and public intoxication.
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> The suspect stated that he was driving past a pumpkin patch when he was
overcome with an insatiable desire. "You know, a
> pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for
miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated
> in a jailhouse interview.
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> He pulled over, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
> his alleged need. "I guess I was just really into it," he commented with
evident embarrassment.
> The man failed to notice the approach of a Wimbledon Municipal police
car, and was unaware of his audience until Officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said the officer. "I
walked up and he's just working away at this pumpkin. I
> went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing
a pumpkin?' He was startled at first, then he
> looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight
already?'"
>
> -Gel
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