Hi,
You have WAY too much free time on your hands.
-Brent
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 9:33 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Haiku to Guinness
I've been keeping these since antiquity. Okay, since at least last year.
>A file that big?
>It might be very useful.
>But now it is gone.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>The Web site you seek
> cannot be located but
>endless others exist
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Chaos reigns within.
>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>Order shall return.
>- - - - - - - - - - - -
>ABORTED effort:
>Close all that you have.
>You ask way too much.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>First snow, then silence.
>This thousand dollar screen dies
>so beautifully.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>With searching comes loss
> and the presence of absence:
>"My Novel" not found.
>- - - - - - - - - - - -
>The Tao that is seen
>Is not the true Tao, until
>You bring fresh toner.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Windows NT crashed.
>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>No one hears your screams.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Stay the patient course
> Of little worth is your ire
>The network is down
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>A crash reduces
>your expensive computer
>to a simple stone.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Yesterday it worked
>Today it is not working
>Windows is like that
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Three things are certain:
>Death, taxes, and lost data.
>Guess which has occurred.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>You step in the stream,
>but the water has moved on.
>This page is not here.
>- - - - - - - - - - - -
>Out of memory.
>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>But we never will.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Having been erased,
>The document you're seeking
>Must now be retyped.
>- - - - - - - - - - - -
>Rather than a beep
> Or a rude error message,
>These words: "File not found."
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Serious error.
>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Subject: RE: Haiku to
Guinness
08/24/2001 11:29 AM
Please respond to
cf-community
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams
-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 August 2001 16:26
To: CF-Community
Subject: Haiku to Guinness
Cold, black and creamy
Sitting pretty on the bar
My love wears a glass
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