On the one occasion a "witnessing" Bible thumper made the mistake of
chasing me, I found that singing the following to myself got rid of him
quickly:

Satan loves me,
This I know,
For the Voices
Tell me so....

Sometime, ask me about the socialist pamphleteer who made the mistake of
askimg me why I didn't want to learn more about socialism and how it was
the way things ought to be.  I'm *vicious* when people like that press me.

--BenD

Larry C. Lyons wrote:

> Then those people from that baptist church down the street certain
> have been suggesting quite loudly. I've stopped being polite to them
> after the 7th time I've told them I am not interested. If this keeps
> up I'm just going to tell them I belong to the Church of Satan and if
> they ever return they're going to be the guest of honour in our annual
> human sacrifice.
>
> larry
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