known as the "grab-bag" or "anything goes" flights. because of the serious
nature of their conditions, they would be served all the free margaritas
they wanted and encouraged to party hearty and forget about their problems
for the flight.
-----Original Message-----
From: Monique Boea [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 11:07 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Have you seen this?
"And all passengers are required to take an HIV test before boarding any
other flights"
-----Original Message-----
From: Marwan Saidi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 10:58 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Have you seen this?
ROFL!!!!!
Damn, dude, I wasn't ready for that. Almost got my coffee on the monitor...
-----Original Message-----
From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 10:21 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Have you seen this?
i can hear it now "The captain has just turned on the seat-belt sign. All
passengers must extricate themselves from the sex-pile and uncouple from
their partners and return to their seats. All bodily fluids must be disposed
of properly in the recepticle provided in the pouch in the back of the seat
in front of you. All seat backs and tray tables must be returned to their
stowed and upright positions. According to Federal Regulations, manual
stimulation of the passenger directly next to you is allowed at this time,
as long as there is no aisle seperating."
-----Original Message-----
From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 10:06 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Have you seen this?
With the nudity and the margaritas, better supply a lot of condoms.
Fly united indeed.
larry
On Fri, 23 Jul 2004 09:47:05 -0400, John Stanley
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I'm telling you all. The only was around this problem is for everyone to
be
> nude on the planes and have to drink at least two margaritas before
> boarding. That, coupled with no carry-on bags and everybodys luggage
> searched before it is placed in the cargo hold, will almost assure a safe
> flight.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 9:40 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Have you seen this?
>
> Shouldn't we have the same prejudice against white males, given that
> they committed most domestic terrorism over the last decade? Timothy
> McVeigh or that guy in North Carolina who planted those bombs during
> the Olympic Games for instance.
>
> A great idea, we see groups of white males congrating in the back on
> an aircraft, why not get out the riot police and beat them to a pulp,
> just in case.
>
> larry
>
> On Fri, 23 Jul 2004 09:24:06 -0400, Tangorre, Michael
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Sorry dude... Given the events of the past few years everyone in the
world
> > has the right to be CAUTIOUS and CONCERNED especially when their life
> could
> > be In danger. That's just the way it is. You can call it hysteria, call
it
> > paranoia, call it whatever.... It might just thwart another attack
> someday.
> >
> > You know what, If I was an English person I might be able to be able to
> take
> > a stance based on the actions of the Irish in the past but I am not....
> > So....
> >
> > > No it doesn't give them the right to he hysterical. That is
> > > like saying every English-person should be afraid of anyone
> > > Irish based on the actions of the IRA.
> >
> >
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