larry
On Wed, 28 Jul 2004 10:16:10 -0400, Tyler Clendenin
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
>
> Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
>
> I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
>
> So I wrote a song about him instead.
>
> It goes like this...
>
> Were you born an asshole?
>
> Or did you work at it your whole life?
>
> Either way it worked out fine
>
> 'cause you're an asshole tonight.
>
> Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
>
> And don't you try to blame it on me.
>
> You deserve all the credit.
>
> You're an asshole tonight.
>
> You were an asshole yesterday.
>
> You're an asshole tonight.
>
> And I've got a feelin'
>
> you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.
>
> And I was talkin' to your mother
>
> just the other night.
>
> I told her I thought you were an asshole.
>
> She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
>
> And all your friends are assholes
>
> 'cause you've known them your whole life.
>
> And somebody told me
>
> you've got an asshole for a wife.
>
> Were you born an asshole?
>
> Or did you work at it your whole life?
>
> Either way it worked out fine
>
> 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.
> -Jimmy Buffet
> Tyler Clendenin
> GSL Solutions
>
> _____
>
> From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, July 26, 2004 5:53 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: He's back again!
>
>
> He's one of those people that I am very tempted to ask him whether it
> was natural talent or very hard work and a lot of effort to become
> such an ass.
>
> larry
>
> On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 16:19:02 -0400, Tangorre, Michael
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > http://www.jordonbedwell.com/ <http://www.jordonbedwell.com/>
> >
> > This kid is a riot!
> >
> >
> _____
>
>
>
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