In Texas, you must renounce your ability to talk in complete sentences. You
must also be able to contract most words together such as " y'ant " in place
of "You want", "Y'all" for "All of you", etc. This is to account for the
fact that most people talk slow in Texas and in order for conversations not
to run on for days, you need to contract.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 11:03 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: The electoral college sucks
>
> Officially, you're a resident after you've endured one hurricane and
> dodged two Buicks barrelling into roadside fruit stands.
>
> - Jim
>
> Marlon Moyer wrote:
>
> >I could do Florida......but how long would I have to be there before I
> could
> >vote :)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>-----Original Message-----
> >>From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 10:48 AM
> >>To: CF-Community
> >>Subject: Re: The electoral college sucks
> >>
> >>Florida.
> >>
> >>- Jim
> >>
> >>Ben Doom wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>I think he meant he should move to a swing state.
> >>>
> >>>--Ben
> >>>
> >>>G wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>How would moving to a non-Bush state make your vote count for
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>something?
> >>
> >>
> >>>>Say you moved to Massachusetts, and the poll showed 75% in favor
> of
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>Kerry, and 25% in favor of Bush....how would this make your individual
> >>vote count more than it would of in Texas?
> >>
> >>
> >>>> ----- Original Message -----
> >>>> From: Marlon Moyer
> >>>> To: CF-Community
> >>>> Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 10:26 AM
> >>>> Subject: The electoral college sucks
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> I was watching the news last night and they showed the results of a
> >>>> presidential poll in Texas. According to their stats, 57% of Texans
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >were
> >
> >
> >>>> for Bush while only 33% were for Kerry. What does that mean to
> me?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>My vote
> >>
> >>
> >>>> won't count for crap. Doug's won't either! I need to move to a
> non-
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>Bush
> >>
> >>
> >>>> state just so my vote can count for something.
> >>>>
> >>>> Marlon
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
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