You scoff... My ex claimed that Rosy Palm and her five sisters were
lousy lovers because they were "too familiar" and therefore incapable
of producing the desired effect. (My appliance has a first name, it's
f-r-i-d-g. My appliance has a second name, it's i-d-a-i-r.) Were it
not for shower massagers she might not believe it's real.

Of course, I don't disclude myself from saying that human beings are
completely insane. I spent 9 years with this woman -- 7 of them
married to her.

> There are people who don't believe in masturbation?
> Puberty pretty much convinced *me* it was real....

> --Ben

> S. Isaac Dealey wrote:
>> These are the sorts of stories that make a person really
>> believe in masturbation.

s. isaac dealey     954.927.5117
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