Ron-

an oldie, but still one of my favorites.

One I made up:

The deliberately-dyslexic game, golf.
The game was originally named "flog",
but none of the players wanted to admit
that they were taking out their aggressions
by beating a helpless little ball
with a big stick.
So, they changed the name.

(Hope this didn't offend any golfers out there.)

-Ben

-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Hornbaker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2001 1:33 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Intellectual joke of the day...


Did you hear about the neurotic dyslexic agnostic insomniac?


He would lay awake at night and worry about the existence of a Dog.



Ron Hornbaker
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