>will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers
>are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were
>spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are
>now.
>
>Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Please
>note: most, if not all, of those answering the questions are (now)
>DEAD!
>
>Q. Do female frogs croak?
>A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long
>enough.
>
>Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high
>should you be?
>A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
>
>Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
>A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
>
>Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a
>man or a woman?
>A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
>
>Q. According to Cosmo magazine, if you meet a stranger at a party
>and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask
>him if he's married?
>A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
>
>Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
>A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
>
>Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love
>You"?
>A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
>
>Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
>A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next
>apartment.
>
>Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
>hands while talking?
>A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and
>I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
>
>Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
>A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
>
>Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going
>to get any during the first year?
>A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing
>strawberries.
>
>Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
>A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
>
>Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
>camps. One is politics, what is the other?
>A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
>
>Q . When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
>goose do?
>A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
>
>Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth
>to?
>A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the
>dark.
>
>Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting
>into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
>A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
>
>Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo!
>Poo!" What does this mean?
>A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing.
>
>Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
>head, what was he trying to do?
>A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
>
>Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
>A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
>
>Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
>and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
>A. Charley Weaver: His feet
>
>Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never
>do in bed?
>A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh
>
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