reason I've had to suffer more than a few discussions with people
trying to tell me what kind of gun/club/spear/etc they would want in
case of an alligator attack.
-Kevin
On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:39:57 -0400, Marwan Saidi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> HURRICANE SUPPLIES:
> If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy
> them now Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible
> minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with
> strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and
> water, you will need the following supplies:
> 1. 23 flashlights. At least $167 worth of batteries that turn out,
> when the power goes off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights.
> 2. Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows
> what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so get some!)
> 3. 55 gallon drum of underarm deodorant.
> 4. A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless
> in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)
> 5. A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators (Ask
> anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane, there WILL be
> irate alligators.)
> 6. $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes,
> you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.
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