I had a sedimentology TA who would always steal other's food and drinks from the student fridge. He had a taste for Tang. We were sick of him, so we doctored the pitcher with phenol thalene, the active ingredient in Ex-Lax....
After he got "food poisoning" from the food in the fridge, he decided to get his own fridge and leave our food alone. > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, October 05, 2001 11:10 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Tips for the bored, Eri*k*a !! > > > >>|-----Original Message----- > >>|From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >>| > >>|I hear putting a tablespoon of gas in their milk helps! ;) > >>| > >>|Respectfully and awaiting additional berating, > > Best joke I ever played on a guy, who was an absolute beast of a > man, yet I had to work with him: > > A group of us decided to have a potluck lunch, and he was a part > of it. We all had to bring something in. We all hated this guy. So > I collaborated with the rest of the group, and told them I was > going to bake some brownies, and they should pretend to be full and > not eat any. > > So I made some brownies,...and put a whole box of Chocolate ExLax > in them. They looked excellent and smelled wonderful! > > Brought them in, and sure enough this guy just devoured a couple > right there. In fact, because no one else wanted any, he took home > the left overs. The rest of us had a hard time keeping a straight > face .... > > Couple of days later, he mentioned to us that he had been living > in the bathroom a lot lately .... > > <grin> > > Want a chocolate Muffin Michael???? Got some nice ones for you! <grin> > > Erika > (with a *K*) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
