Just want everyone to know that I am an equal opportunity abuser! <g>
-----Original Message----- From: dana tierney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 4:23 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: another Joke that's pretty good :) On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 12:55:37 -0700 (PDT), Sam Morris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > How many members of the Bush Administration does it > take to screw in a > light bulb? > > 1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, > > 2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says > the light bulb needs to be changed, > > 3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light > bulb, > > 4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are > either for changing the light bulb or for darkness, > > 5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to > Halliburton for the new light bulb, > > 6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a > janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner > "Light Bulb Change Accomplished," > > 7. one administration insider to resign and write a > book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in > the dark," > > 8. one to viciously smear #7, > > 9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on > how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing > policy all along, > > 10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the > difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing > the country > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Purchase from House of Fusion, a Macromedia Authorized Affiliate and support the CF community. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=36 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:132165 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
