This is especially for Won, but any Yankees or Red Sox fan should apprecite it....LOL
>NEW YORK YANKEES TO BOSTON RED SOX CONVERSION FORM > >Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of the Boston Red Sox Fan >Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are currently >processing only fan conversion registrations for New York Yankee fans. >Conversion requests from other teams will be accepted once all Yankee >requests are processed. We expect this to take a number of weeks based upon >the current backlog of requests. > >Please take a few moments to fill out the conversion form below to help us >get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to recover from >your previous fan experience. > > Name: _______________________________ > > > Address:______________________________ > > > Who's Your Daddy: ____________________ > > >1. Please select your favorite recent Yankee new player acquisition: > > [ } "Flush" Gordan > > [ ] "A-Hole-Rod" Rodriquez > >[ ] Gary "Talk-It-Can't-Walk-It" Sheffield > > [ ] "Grand Slam" Vazquez > > [ ] Kevin "Charlie" Brown > > >2. Which of the following would you most like to see as the most played >YES Network "Great Moments in Yankee History" film clip in 2005: > >[ ] Rivera's "shocking" blown save in Game 4 > >[ ] Rivera's "shocking" blown save in Game 5 > >[ ] The Red Sox spraying celebratory champagne on their fans in Yankee >Monument Park > >[ ] Vasquez's grand slam pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7 > >[ ] Vaquez's 2nd home run pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7 > >[ ] "Big Papi" Ortiz accepting MVP trophy at Yankee Stadium > > [ ] A-Rod crying like a little girl in the dugout after >game 7 > >3. Please indicate the last book you read: > >[ ] How to lose the ALCS in four very hard lessons > >[ ] Suicide Hotline - It's not just for Cubs' fans anymore > > [ ] The Heimlich Maneuver -- What to do when choking > > >4. Which recent Yankees personnel move did you enjoy most: > >[ ] Hall-of-Famer Roger Clemens in an Astos' uniform > > [ ] Seeing David Wells in a Padres' uniform > >[ ] Seeing Tino Martinez in a Devil Rays uniform > >[ ] Seeing Alphosno Soriano in a Rangers's uniform > >[ ] Seeing Manny Ramirez remain in a Red Sox uniform > > >5. Which following designation best describes Derek Jeter's performance in >this year's ALCS: > > [ ] Captain October > > [ ] Captain Underpants > > [ ] Captain & Tenille > >6. Math: The Red Sox and the Yankees played 26 times in 2005. How many >more games did the Red Sox win than the Yankees? (hint: the number is the >same as the number in a four game sweep) > >7. Please choose your favorite movie: > > [ ] Anger Management > > [ ] Hunt for Red October > > [ ] Damned Yankees > > [ ] Still We Believe > >8. Finish this sentence: "Alex Rodriquez is > > a. overrated > > b. overpaid > > c. overdue > > d. overly prissy > > e. over > >9. Please select your favorite recent Yankee moment: > [ ] Bucky Dent throwing out the first pitch with more velocity and >movement than Kevin Brown > > [ ] The pathetic A-Rod slavishly mimicking every Jeter move and >gesture in the Yankees' dugout > > [ ] The Yankees wearing themselves out by scoring 19 runs when it >didn't really matter, then losing 4 straight while leaving 10 million >potential game-winning runners on base > > [ ] Rivera failing to prevent unkempt hooligans from eating the >Yankees' lunch and handing them their butts > > >10. Math: How many times have the Yankees won the World Series in the last > >four years? (hint: less than one) > > >11. Select the most vociferous, stupid, and annoying Yankee fan: > [ ] Former NYC Mayor and 9-11 profiteer Rudy Giuliani > > [ ] Washed up "comic" hack and Yanks personal ballwasher Billy Crystal > > [ ] Front-running celebrity phony Jack Nicholson > > [ ] Tim McCarver > > > >12. Are you ready to admit that: > >a. Ted Williams was better than Joe DiMaggio? > >b. Carlton Fisk was better than Thurman Munson? > >c. Even Manny Ramirez is faster than Bernie Williams? > >d. Reggie Jackson was a better outfielder than Matsui? > >e. Gary Sheffield owes his stats to steroid abuse? > >f. No self-respecting parasite would invade Jason Giambi? > >g. The Yankees were unable to win the ALCS because ex-Red Sox manager Don >Zimmer wasn't sitting next to Joe Torre making all the decisions? > >13. Please indicate your favorite moments in Yankee history: (Check all >that apply): > > [ ] Alex Rodriquez is traded to the Yankees > > [ ] Don Mattingly never wins a World Series > > [ ] The Yankees let Clemens get away > > [ ] The Yankees steal Contreras from Boston, at the cost of many >millions, then have to pay millions more to send him to Chicago > > [ ] The Yankees let Petitte get away > > [ ] Giambi's steroid abuse causes his body to collapse like a screen >door in a hurricane. > > [ ] The Yankees let Wells get away > >14. Have you experienced any of the following after the embarrassing four >game collapse? (Check all that apply) > > [ ] Headache > > [ ] Uncontrolled Anger > > [ ] Heartache > > [ ] Holes punched in doors or walls > > [ ] Nausea > > [ ] Smashed TV screens > > [ ] Depression and Broken Dreams > > [ ] Avoided Red Sox fans for days or weeks > > >Once you have completed this form, please forward it to Fenway Park. Then >burn all your remaining Yankee clothing, memorabilia, and associated >reminders. After reviewing your request, the Red Sox Fan Club will contact >you with notification of acceptance or rejection. > > >I hereby acknowledge that the real "curse" is being a Yankee Fan. > > >I hereby renounce the New York Yankees for all eternity on this the ______ >day of ________________, 200__ > > > > > >____________________________________ > (Signed) > > > (Office Use Only) > > [ ] Approved > > [ ] Declined > >______________________________ >John HenryB > >_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Special thanks to the CF Community Suite Gold Sponsor - CFHosting.net http://www.cfhosting.net Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:134263 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
