"Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" is right up there with "Seasons Greetings" and "Many Happy Returns" in the top echelon of holiday greetings in my book. I need to put that on next year's Christmas cards.
- Jim Tony Weeg wrote: >sorry, i had to, as i just heard this again, on my xm radio as some >sort of an ad for something... > >"Ahh, hey! If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas >for me, I have one. >I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. >I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melanie Lane >with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here ... >with a big ribbon on his head. >And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a >cheap lying no good rotten floor-flushing low life snake licking dirt eating >inbred overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog kissing brainless >dickless hopeless >heartless fat-assed bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty-lipped worm-headed >sack of monkey shit he is--Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" > >~Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Special thanks to the CF Community Suite Gold Sponsor - CFHosting.net http://www.cfhosting.net Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:140741 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
