i would have just granted their wish, and left.... ;)
On Wed, 9 Feb 2005 22:27:24 -0500, Larry C. Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. > > He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, > horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. > > The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. > > One evening the old farmers decided to go down to the pond, as he > hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five > gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he > heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. > > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping > in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went > to the deep end. > > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim > naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he > said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." > > The Moral of the Story: Old men can still think fast. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how to get a fax number that sends and receives faxes using your current email address http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=64 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:146816 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
